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I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
(via fuckyeahpokemon) Lame pokemon pickup line is lame but can’t stop reposting it.
As much as I like fuckyeahpokemon
fuckyeahpokemon: thisisnottaryn: If I get another spam like the one that occurred earlier, especially with Ash and Misty all lovey dovey like~ I might have to unfollow it. How tragic. :’( I agree. Keep spams to yourself buddy
In India, men can wear pajamas in public as they...
fuckyeahfacts: (World’s Greatest Book of Useless Information) Let’s bring that fashion here. What do you say?
BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Mona Lisa gets animated →
This is just crazy. looks good, though
Robert Rodriguez inicia el rodaje de Predators en... →
Holy freakin’ killing machines on a cracker! that’s just awesome.
Hunter Sketch by *TimKelly on deviantART →
Tim Kelly is awesome.
The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English →
7 Awesome Acts of Nature (That Science Can't... →
The yoga supergran who can still bend over... →
The 5 Creepiest Sex Scenes in Comics | Cracked.com →
Elder's Crossing →
Harry Potter fan fiction that somehow gained very wide and popular acceptance. Take a look into it.
(973): I’m watching CSI, they found semen in the woman’s ear....– texts from last night
Dr. Cameron: Why did you hire me?
Dr. House: Does it matter?
Dr. Cameron: Kind of hard to work for a guy who doesn't respect you.
Dr. House: Why?
Dr. Cameron: Is that rhetorical?
Dr. House: No, it just seems that way because you can't think of an answer. Does it make a difference what I think? I'm a jerk. The only thing that matters is what you think. Can you do the job?
Dr. Cameron: You hired a black guy because he had a juvenile record.
Dr. House: No, it wasn't a racial thing, I didn't see a black guy. I just saw a doctor... with a juvenile record. I hired Chase 'cause his dad made a phone call. I hired you because you are extremely pretty.
Dr. Cameron: You hired me to get into my pants?!
Dr. House: I can't believe that that would shock you. It's also not what I said. No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby.
Dr. Cameron: I was in the top of my class.
Dr. House: But not the top.
Dr. Cameron: I did an internship at the Mayo Clinic.
Dr. House: Yes, you were a very good applicant.
Dr. Cameron: But not the best?
Dr. House: Would that upset you, really? To think that you were hired because of some genetic gift of beauty, not some genetic gift of intelligence?
Dr. Cameron: I worked very hard to get where I am.
Dr. House: But you didn't have to. People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That's the law of nature, and you defied it. That's why I hired you. You could have married rich, could have been a model, you could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff, but you didn't; you worked your stunning little ass off.
Although it is generally known, I think it’s about time to announce that I...– Groucho Marx - Wikiquote
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